I Would Like To Coin An Acronym

I would like to coin an acronym - PURPL. PURPL stands for Pure Unadulterated Raving Pathological Lie. Just imagine. When you're watching CNN and some politician comes on spouting the usual crap, you could yell PURPL!!! PURPL!!! and maybe you could throw a purple nerf ball at the TV or something. Better than stress balls! Or at one of those news conferences, whenever the President or Scott McClellan says something totally off the wall, the whole Washington press corps could yell PURPL!!! in unison. But they probably couldn't throw any purple nerf balls. Still, it would be an improvement.